A lawyer-friend sent me this song below, left column, to the tune of "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor. I thought that many people have already read and saw it. So I slightly revised it and made my own composition, right column, hehehe.
Enjoy, happy weekend.
| Version 1: author unknown Congresswoman GMA: First I was afraid Now, I’m petrified Kept thinking I could never live without SC by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking I did nothing wrong I think I’m strong I know I can carry on With painful back and lack of space I did feel bad to see you there with all that joy upon your face My lawyer’s one stupid lot I should have fired, oh that’s easy If I had known for just one second he would bet his balls for me! The People: Go on now go walk out the door just disappear now you don’t have power anymore weren’t you the one who cheated for Team Unity you’re in big trouble you think we’ll just let you flee? Congresswoman GMA: Oh no, not I I will survive oh as long as Titong’s there for me I know I will stay alive I’ve got all my life to live I’ve got all my cash to give and I’ll survive I will survive Hey hey It took all the clout I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to fight PNoy, De Lima, and Mupas and I spent oh so many nights praying hard just for myself I’ll never cry I will hold my head up high Soon you’ll see me somebody new Won’t be that neck-braced little person looking frail in front of you and so I fight that goddamn panel And just expect me to be free ‘coz my lawyers have been saying the High Court’s gonna favor me The People: Go on now go walk out the door just disappear now ’cause you’re not feared here anymore weren’t you the one who called and said “Hello Garci!” you then said sorry but that lacked sincerity! Congresswoman GMA: Oh no, not I I will survive oh as long as I have friend Rene I know I will stay alive I’ve got all my life to live I’ve got all my wealth to give and I’ll survive I will survive Oh… | Version 2: by Nonoy Oplas Gloria’s Song First I wasn’t afraid Nor was petrified Just thinking I could live with Supreme Court by my side And then I spent so many nights Thinking Corona can’t be wrong We are strong We know we can carry on But they got him with impeachment I just felt bad my fellow legislators Signed the impeachment complaint With Belmonte and Niel Tupas crack the whip like JDV did for me If I had known for just one second my allies can’t protect me. Go now go, egg-log Topacio Bring in Mendoza and the firm protect Corona and me-me Weren’t you the one who risked his balls before I flee You’re out of trouble You keep your balls and my millions. Oh no, not us We will survive Bong Revilla, Lito Lapid, Joker Arroyo and others They will acquit CJ Corona And Corona will acquit me and I’ll survive We will survive Hey hey It took all the shamelessness appoint Corona as CJ kept trying hard to deflect the critics PNoy, De Lima, and LP and I spent oh so many nights acting hard just for my neck I’ll never beg I will hold my head up high Soon you’ll see me somebody new Won’t be that neck-braced little woman grimacing and acting on tv and we will fight the prosecutors Quimbo Tanada and Tupas And just expect CJ to be free ‘coz my lawyers have been saying the High Court’s gonna favor me Go now go, egg-log Topacio Bring in Mendoza and the firm protect Corona and me-me Weren’t you the one who risked his balls before I flee You’re out of trouble You keep your balls and my millions. Oh no, not us We will survive Bong Revilla, Bong bong Marcos, Lito Lapid, and others They will acquit CJ Corona And Corona will acquit me and I’ll survive We will survive Hey hey Oh… |
See also:
Weekend fun 18. Gloria Arroyo cartoons, June 11, 2011
Crime and Rule of Men 10: Gloria Arroyo Cases and the SC's TRO Against her Travel, November 16, 2011
Rule of Law 5: Impeachment for Beginners, December 14, 2011
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