Then I found this in my old emails. I composed this in and sang this with my PDE (Program in Development Economics, UPSE) batchmates during the PDE 2008 Reunion, UPSE, Diliman, QC, May 7, 2008.
Hot Legs
By Rod Stewart, 1970s
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Hot Rice *
By Nonoy Oplas, 2008
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Who's that knocking on my door
It's gotta be a quarter to four Is it you again coming 'round for more Well you can love me tonight if you want But in the morning make sure you're gone I'm talkin' to you Hot legs, wearing me out Hot legs, you can scream and shout Hot legs, are you still in school I love you honey. Gotta most persuasive tongue You promise all kinds of fun But what you don't understand I'm a working man Gonna need a shot of vitamin E By the time you're finished with me I'm talking to you Hot legs, you're an alley cat Hot legs, you scratch my back Hot legs, bring your mother too I love you honey Imagine how my daddy felt in your jet black suspender belt Seventeen years old He's touching sixty four You got legs right up to your neck You're making me a physical wreck I'm talking to you Hot legs, in your satin shoes Hot legs, are you still in school Hot legs, you're making me a fool I love you honey Hot legs, making your mark Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp Hot legs, keep your hands to yourself I love you honey Hot legs, you're wearing me out Hot legs, you can scream and shout Hot legs, you're still in school I love you honey |
Who’s that knockin on Gloria
And the traders of Divisoria
It’s the poor again, looking for more rice
Well you can buy cheap Gloria rice
But today your quota is gone
I’m talking to you
Hot rice, wearing me out
Hot rice, you can rally and shout
Hot rice, indelible ink
I love my lugaw.
Arthur Yap’s persuasive tongue
He promised imports from Vietnam
From India and Thailand
Two million tons, man
Gotta pay thousand dollars per ton
Just to save the ass of Malacanang
I’m talking to you
Hot rice, no more zTE
Hot rice, you save the FG
Hot rice, bye Jun Lozadi
I love kamote.
Imagine how the traders felt
When the NFA and NBI came
Harassment and raids
Accused of hoarding
They got armalites up to their neck
They’re giving us a taxpayers wreck
I’m talking to you
Hot rice, under the hot sun queues
Hot rice, are you still in the streets
Hot rice, cute press releases
I love kamote.
Hot rice, NFA losses
Hot rice, keep the taxes high
Hot rice, import monopoly
I love kamote.
Hot rice, you’re wearing me out
Hot rice, you can rally and shout
Hot rice, you’re still in the streets
I love kamote.
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See also:
Agri Econ 6: My Treehouse, August 16, 2010
Agri Econ 7: Bt Eggplants vs Environmentalism, December 20, 2010 Agri Econ 8: On Rice Price Stabilization, January 16, 2013
Agri Econ 9: On Agrarian Reform and Agri Credit, April 29, 2013
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