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Saturday, July 04, 2020

Weekend Fun 72, Airline mergers

Lots of corporate bankruptcies going on because of the various lockdowns, so lots of mergers happening too. Among the dangerous mergers:

1. PAL + Thai air = PaThai.

2. Korean air + PAL = KoPal.

3. PAL + Cebu Pac = PalPac.

4. Garuda air + Cebu pac + Qantas Air = GCQ.

5. Etihad air + Cebu pac + Qantas Air = ECQ.

For possible mergers 4 and 5, frequent riders will be NTF and IATF bureaucrats and their supporters.


Disallowed by SEC:

1. Previous merger of Metrobank and Combank = MetroCom.

2. Start up from rebel stockholders of Goldilocks forming Goldilocks Downtown = Lockdown.
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Duterte -- Mabuhay POGO GCQ
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