Weekend Fun 67, Fish from China

This news report -- and the satire after -- are for the books :-)

But then, what if the fishes are from India or Malaysia, or Mexico or Timbuktu?

The news reports are from these:

(1) https://news.abs-cbn.com/news/06/27/19/the-fish-could-be-from-china-sotto-sees-no-problem-with-allowing-chinese-fishers-in-ph-waters

(2) Sen. Tito Sotto wins Nobel Fish Prize (satire)

By: Boying Pimentel  / 01:37 AM June 29, 2019

https://usa.inquirer.net/33376/sen-tito-sotto-wins-nobel-fish-prize-satire

Boying wrote there,

Sotto was honored for his “deep, incisive, gagological examination of the complex nautical, aqualegal migratory patterns and rights in the West Philippine and South China Sea,” according to a statement from Wanbol University, where Sotto is revered as the institution’s most respected alumnus.

Comment from my wedding Maninay, Jena Legislador Padilla:

Lintek na yan. Kailan nag karoon ng nationality ang laman dagat? 3 lang alam Kong meron! Alaskan Crab, Norwegian Salmon at Spanish Sardines!

And Pinoy humor kicks in! These fishes are found to be residents and natives of China:

Ali Ma Ngo Ali Ma Sag Alu Ma Han Ayu Ngin Bal Yee Na Ba Lao Ba Ngus Bisu Go Bu Tan Ding Bu Teh Teh

Du Gong Ga Lung Gong Hi To La Pu La Pu Kandu Li Ma ya ma ya Pa Ting Sap Sap Sug Po

Ta Hong Tan Nee Geh Te Lap Ya Tee Moon Tee Moon Tu Li Ngan Tu Na Tul Ya

(Semi-processed) Ba Go Ong Da Ing Tu Yo

See also:

Weekend Fun 64: The Duterte Kiss, July 14, 2018 

Weekend Fun 65, Go Bato sa Senado, July 20, 2018 

Weekend Fun 66, Keith Richards is immortal, September 23, 2018