Weekend Fun 68, The virus test kit, by Duterte

This is exact quote from President Duterte's press con last Monday, March 9, 2020.

It's like coming from a person with a case of dementia, hahaha.
Then other people made a meme, poetry style:

That same day, the President also said these things:

'Ligo tayo': Amid coronavirus, Duterte jokes he'll swim in Boracay with Puyat

President Rodrigo Duterte also brushes aside a 'no-touch' policy between him and the public

Sofia Tomacruz

Published 9:58 AM, March 10, 2020  Updated 8:17 PM, March 11, 2020

https://www.rappler.com/newsbreak/inside-track/253922-duterte-joke-boracay-puyat-brush-psg-no-touch-policy?

"Si Berna eh, (sabi niya) wala naman punta. Sabi ko, sige punta ako, pero maligo tayo," Duterte said in a late night press conference on Monday, March 9...

“Sabi ko, alam mo na 'yung ligo tayo na (I said, you know the kind of swim where) I also have something to look at. If you look at the open sea it's endless. Mabubulag ka (You’ll go blind). But (if) Berna would sit beside me on a sunset, I will stay,” he said.

Other memes and photos.

Happy weekend.
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See also:

Weekend Fun 65, Go Bato sa Senado, July 20, 2018 

Weekend Fun 66, Keith Richards is immortal, September 23, 2018 

Weekend Fun 67, Fish from China, June 30, 2019