This news report -- and the satire after -- are for the books :-)
The news reports are from these:
Boying wrote there,
And Pinoy humor kicks in! These fishes are found to be residents and natives of China:
But then, what if the fishes are from India or Malaysia, or
Mexico or Timbuktu?
(2) Sen. Tito Sotto
wins Nobel Fish Prize (satire)
By: Boying Pimentel / 01:37 AM June 29, 2019
Sotto was honored for his “deep, incisive, gagological
examination of the complex nautical, aqualegal migratory patterns and rights in
the West Philippine and South China Sea,” according to a statement from Wanbol
University, where Sotto is revered as the institution’s most respected alumnus.
Comment from my wedding Maninay, Jena Legislador Padilla:
Lintek na yan. Kailan nag karoon ng nationality ang laman
dagat? 3 lang alam Kong meron! Alaskan Crab, Norwegian Salmon at Spanish
Sardines!
Ali Ma Ngo
Ali Ma Sag
Alu Ma Han
Ayu Ngin
Bal Yee Na
Ba Lao
Ba Ngus
Bisu Go
Bu Tan Ding
Bu Teh Teh
|
Du Gong
Ga Lung Gong
Hi To
La Pu La Pu
Kandu Li
Ma ya ma ya
Pa Ting
Sap Sap
Sug Po
|
Ta Hong
Tan Nee Geh
Te Lap Ya
Tee Moon Tee Moon
Tu Li Ngan
Tu Na
Tul Ya
|
(Semi-processed)
Ba Go Ong
Da Ing
Tu Yo
|
See also:
Weekend Fun 64: The Duterte Kiss, July 14, 2018
Weekend Fun 65, Go Bato sa Senado, July 20, 2018
Weekend Fun 66, Keith Richards is immortal, September 23, 2018
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