Statistics are like bikini. What they reveal is interesting but what they conceal is vital.
Lots of likes and funny remarks from many friends, except for one feminist who insisted that the underwear should refer always to both men and women. Maybe a case of gender militance or whatever.
Many friends liking it, I simply added other jokes that I can remember. Below, nice and cool watermelon art.
Bahasa Pilipinas is what happens after heavy rains. -- from Raffy Aquino
A: To prove they have a good sense of humor.
Q:Why do economic forecasters exist?
A: To make weather forecasters look good.
Loudness of thunder after lightning tells you how close you came to get hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
Revision of the 1st law: An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
Revision of the 2nd law: The acceleration of a wrong thing goes hand in hand with the weight of the person pushing it.
Revision to the 3rd law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
(2) Prof: Prove to me that this table does not exist.
Student: What table sir? (Prof and whole class: Nganga!)
Prof: OK, Uno. – both from Dennis Arroyo
A: Pag kinain ng lalaking kalapati/pigeon ang earthworm, babae yon.
Q: Paano malaman kung lalaki or babae ang pigeon?
A: Sa sound. Kung lalaki, "Paturoook! Paturoook!" Kung babae, "Turoook mooo!"
A: Kaming mga lalaki, we men.
If a Congressman makes sex, it's called Congressional Insertion.
If MIRROR at stairs, swerte at grasya akyat.
If MIRROR at door, swerte at grasya pasok.
If MIRROR at ceiling, ikaw swerte, sa loob ka ng MOTEL.
Holdaper: Ganu'n talaga brod. Inaalagaan ang good customer!
Bisaya: Hulaan mo alaga kong hayop nagsimula sa liter I.
Alog: Isda? Bisaya: Dili man!
Alog: Ibon? Bisaya: Lapit na.
Alog: Ano nga, siret na! Bisaya: IGOL.
Ama: Ikaw na ang bahala, anak. I-surprise mo na lang ako.
Large signboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."
Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali? "?
Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas--13TH MONTH PAY
Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot- PREGNANCY TEST
Hindi lahat ng positive ikina-sasaya- -HIV POSITIVE.
Panibagong sagot sa tanong na: "'musta lovelife?"
"Eto self supporting."
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: Define ignorance and apathy.
A: I don't know and I don't care.
Weekend Fun 41: Nancy Binay, Grace Poe, Other Politicians, May 25, 2013
Weekend Fun 42: Danny Purple, UP Diliman Character in the 70s, June 08, 2013
Weekend Fun 43: Tales from Narra Dorm, UP Diliman, June 22, 2013
Weekend Fun 44: Cow Economics, June 22, 2013