Showing posts with label Filipino humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Filipino humor. Show all posts

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Weekend Fun 47: San Miguel, Galman and Inuman

More than a week ago, August 21, was the 30th death anniversary of former Sen. Ninoy Aquino, husband of former President Cory Aquino and father of current President Noynoy Aquino. He was murdered when he got off the plane upon his arrival in Manila from the US. The Marcos government version then was that a hired killer, Rolando Galman, slipped out of nowhere past a thick phalanx of airport policemen and soldiers armed to the teeth, and shot Ninoy. That story is a hoax, of course.

Anyway, Filipino humor made fun of that Marcos government story. Among such humor is converting portions of the old San Miguel Beer (SMB) pale pilsen bottle's labels into a political comedy story. Here is one, invented by some friends way back in the mid-80s:

PALE PILSEN
Pag Ang Labanan Eh Patayan, Ingat Lang Sapagkat Etong Nangyari

SAN MIGUEL
Sa Airport Namin, Me Isang Galman, Umeksena Eh Loko

PALE PILSEN
Patay Aquino, Landing Eroplano, Pero Imelda Lusot Sana Eh Nabuko.
hehehe.

The original story of those old SMB bottle labels is that of a group who have a drinking spree. Really
heart-melting, dramatic story :-)

PALE PILSEN
Pag Ang Labanan E
Pabilisan, Ingat Lang Sapagkat Etong Nangyari.

SAN MIGUEL
Sa Aming Nayon
May Isang Grupo Uminom E Lasing

EXPERTLY BREWED
Erbe (beer) at X Ekis (gin) Pinaghalo Eh Rindi Talagang Lasingan Yan
Bawat Round E War freak Eh Di

PALE PILSEN
Pati Ako Lasing Eh
P____ Ina, Lasing Sila, Enjoy Na

AND BOTTLED BY
Ang Nangyari Dito
Bawat Order Tiyak Trouble, Lasing Eh, Dumampot
Buti Yelo

SAN MIGUEL BREWERY
Sampu Ang Naupakan
May Isang Gago, Umeksena Eh Loko
Binanatan, Rumesbak Eh Walang Enabutan, Riot Yan

PHILIPPINES
Pati Hostess Inupakan, Lahat Inupakan, Pati Pulis Inupakan
Nahuli Eh Stockade

NET CONTENTS 320 ML
Ngayon Etong Tangang
COnstabulary Nakatulog Tangengot Eh Nakatakas, Tumuloy Sauna
320 Masahe Lang.
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See also:Weekend Fun 43: Tales from Narra Dorm, UP Diliman, June 22, 2013 
Weekend Fun 44: Cow Economics, June 22, 2013 

Weekend Fun 45: Life is Like a Bikini, It is Brief, June 30, 2013 

Weekend Fun 46: Pork Barrel's New Names, August 25, 2013

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Weekend Fun 39: Funny Photos in Manila Floods

Some funny photos I saw in facebook, other sites, in recent days. None of these came from my camera. Filipino humor can remain notorious even in some catastrophic situations.


Upper right photo, flooding in the 60s.


Below, I posted this earlier in Manila Flooding, August 2012.


Lower left photo, I think this was during the typhoon Ondoy flooding in September 2009. But this photo keeps circulating in facebook, other sites.


Happy weekend.
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See also:
Weekend Fun 31: Filipino Shop Signs, March 17, 2012
Weekend Fun 32: Angry Birds, Angry Taxpayers, March 24, 2012
Weekend Fun 35: Miriam D. Santiago is Cute, June 03, 2012
Weekend Fun 36: The Karl Marx Mastercard, July 06, 2012
Weekend Fun 37: On Fighting Poverty, July 07, 2012
Weekend Fun 38: Skylab Motorcycles, July 14, 2012

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Expats View 3: Positive Views of the Philippines

I have seen several European countries and cities (been to Europe 4x), many US states and cities, Asian countries and cities, Sydney. But moving and living abroad never crossed my mind. There's just more fun here in the Philippines than abroad.

Below is a good piece by an Australian expat who has lived here close to four decades, has a Filipina wife and Philippine-born kids. Peter has nicely painted and written those experiences and observations, so I am posting his article today in full.

Enjoy, happy Holy Week vacation.
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http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/2012/04/03/the-things-i-love/


The things I love



2. The friendliness, the kindness. Wander into a party, even a family functions by mistake, they’ll invite you to join. Slip and fall, they’ll rush to pick you up.

3. The laughter. It’s everywhere, everyone is happy. The optimism charts are always way up there. And they see the joke, invariably make them.

4. The musicality. Filipinos can just sing. Karaoke is not the ear shattering experience of elsewhere, it’s a delight to listen to. Today a Filipina is at the top in American Idol. And it (over) flows into the arts, the artistic talent is captivating. The imagination, the beauty of design rivals anything Italy can produce.

5. The caring, the sharing. Filipino nurses and caregivers are deployed all over the world, caring for other people. They do back home too. Even the poorest will share a meal.

6. The loyalty and dedication. Employees, if they believe in you, work and work hard. They stay five, 10, 20 years.

7. Then there’s the beauty. Not just of the people (I wish I had a nice tanned skin) but of the countryside. I agree with Jimmy Sieczka, the inability to keep things clean, look after their environment is a sad distraction. Manila was a magnificent city, once.  But go anywhere in the countryside and the sheer beauty just strikes you.

8. And you can enjoy it all in weather that is sunny and hot ever so much of the time. There are only 2 seasons: Wet and dry. And the dry is for much longer. You can see the sun when it rises, and the sunsets are spectacular.

9. The excitement. Ride the rapids, surf the monster waves, or climbs perilous cliffs, it’s all there. But it’s the day-to-day living too. No day is a dull one. This leads to:

10. The unexpected. Things just aren’t boringly predictable (sorry Singapore). You never know how things will turn out till they do. And generally in a fun way.

11. Chaos. Traffic is a nightmare―if you’re a foreigner. It’s a piece of cake to Filipinos. Watch them weave into and through the mess, and get to their destination. Disorganization must be a Tagalog word because it is Philippine society: Disorganized, chaotic, working.

12. Vibrancy. There’s vibrancy behind it all that just stands out. It’s all around you, the air is full of it.

13. The adventure. Every trip is one. Nothing is easy to get to, you can’t just fly in. A two-hour jeepney ride is a given. You can swim with whales and dolphins, and dive some of the most beautiful reefs in the world.

14. Then there’s the reverence for the elderly. They’re not just discarded, they’re acknowledged, respected, looked after. If you want a place to retire, this is it. It’s because of:

15. Weather that is 20-30°c all year round, sunshine 280 days out of the 365. A T-shirt and shorts are just fine. Maybe a light jacket for those ever so occasional cool nights, and the restaurant air conditioning. And the range of restaurants is amazing, the world’s cuisine is here.

16. Commendable health services. The doctors have always been of the best, many overseas-trained in post-grad work. The weakness of no modern hospitals is no more.

17. The low cost then appeals. Not just for health services, but certainly that’s a factor (a doctor’s visit is around US$12). Whatever you buy it’s at a fraction of the cost in the Western world.

18. The safety. Yes, safety. What the Muslim renegades are doing in the South is some 900 kilometers from Manila. The communist party’s forays are few. Theft, mugging are no worse than in any country today. Even less I’d venture. Visit the right places, take a little care and the Philippines is as safe as anywhere.

19. The politics. The sheer absurdity of so much of it is thoroughly enjoyable. It’s fun to watch, to read, to wonder at the intricacies of it all.

20. Then there’s one missing: Jai-alai. I’ll never forget the excitement and wonder of that ever so rapid game when I first saw it. Some misbegotten souls banned it because of the gambling. Well the problem wasn’t jai-alai, it was gambling. Now gambling is legal, let’s bring Jai-alai back, rebuild the fronton as it once was.

21. Stretching a piece of string. Whatever you do can always be extended, you can go that extra mile. You can achieve just that little bit more. You can reach what the ladder won’t; the people and systems give you the ability to do so.
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See also:
Expats View 1: Some Drastic Government Moves, August 06, 2010
Expats View 2: On Personal Responsibility, January 20, 2012
Abolish Income Tax 7: Rene Azurin, Peter Wallace, John Mangun, August 19, 2011

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Weekend Fun 31: Filipino Shop Signs

Some Filipinos are notorious for inventing wacky shop names. Here are some of them.
All photos I got from the web, not one of which came from my camera.

See this shoe repair shop... and those barber shops, hahaha.

Famous chicken house spoofed, or Middle Earth chicken food shop :-)


Storebucks, Carbucks, Fishballbucks...


Foot long (burger) becomes Put long... the famous Dollibee, and a bake shop by Bread Pitt...


We repiar, we cannot ripair... An old cigarette brand in the 60s (bottom right).


Finally, Boracay in Porac, Pampanga... Cantu... what? The famous Taal Lake....


Happy weekend.

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See also:
Weekend fun 1: Pac U, November 21, 2010
Weekend Fun 5: Cats, Dogs and Harmony, December 18, 2010
Weekend fun 18. Gloria Arroyo cartoons, June 11, 2011
Weekend fun 19: Sic o Clock News, June 19, 2011 
Weekend Fun 25: "I Will Survive" by Gloria Arroyo, January 08, 2012
Weekend Fun 28: Men and Women, January 28, 2012