Saturday, July 04, 2020

Weekend Fun 72, Airline mergers

Lots of corporate bankruptcies going on because of the various lockdowns, so lots of mergers happening too. Among the dangerous mergers:

1. PAL + Thai air = PaThai.

2. Korean air + PAL = KoPal.

3. PAL + Cebu Pac = PalPac.

4. Garuda air + Cebu pac + Qantas Air = GCQ.

5. Etihad air + Cebu pac + Qantas Air = ECQ.

For possible mergers 4 and 5, frequent riders will be NTF and IATF bureaucrats and their supporters.

Disallowed by SEC:

1. Previous merger of Metrobank and Combank = MetroCom.

2. Start up from rebel stockholders of Goldilocks forming Goldilocks Downtown = Lockdown.

Philippines Psidential Mottos:

Marcos -- Mabuhay ang Pilipino

Cory -- Tayo ay Pilipino

Ramos -- Taas noo, Pilipino

Erap -- Mabuhay Casino Filipino

Gloria -- Hello Garcillano

Noynoy -- Demanda mga Tsino

Duterte -- Mabuhay POGO GCQ

1. Life is like a bikini, it is brief.

2. Statistics are like bikini. What they reveal is interesting but what they conceal is vital.

3. I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, even statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line.

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