Sunday, October 10, 2021

Weekend Fun 80, Political jokes for 2022 elections


I am reposting some jokes that I got from various group chats (GCs): 

DAANIN NA LANG PO NATIN SA SURVEY... Wag na Mag Away  "WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT???"

Para po confidential ang inyong mga boto, gagamit po tau ng GCash as our platform:

1. Bato = send Php 100
2. Lacson = send Php 120 |
2. Manny = send Php 130
4. Isko = send Php 140
5. BBM = send Php 150
6. Leni = send Php 160

GCASH = 09760238074

Papayag ka bang madehado ang manok mo??? send na!!!

#Halalan2022

Kanya kanyang racket lang ha. Walang gagaya!
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Lucio Tan -- half Pinoy half Chinese
FVRamos -- half Pinoy half tobacco
Erap E -- half Pinoy half alcohol
Gloria A -- half lang
Duterte – half Pinoy, half fentanyl
H. Roque -- half Pinoy half Pinay
Bato Dela Rosa -- half Pinoy half pork.


Roque and Bato were lying under the Sun on a beach. When Greenpeace people passed by and saw them, they push the two back to the sea. Napagkamalan na… J

Meanwhile, some Pinoy humor:


Finally, some lockdown and vax jokes:



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