Saturday, November 01, 2014

Weekend Fun 57: Cow Capitalism

Two friends tagged me in fb with this funny definitions of capitalism.

I added these:

Philippine capitalism: You have two cows. One looks like a carabao, the other looks like an ostrich. You sell the former and buy a tricycle while you keep the latter and join a 5 cock derby/contest. 5 bladed cocks vs your unbladed ostrich-looking cow. The cow mows them all, but the referee declares a passer-by duck as the winner.

A congressional inquiry was conducted (a) how an ostrich can join a derby, and (b) how a duck can win a derby. The committee hearing was quickly ended because the Comm. Chairman owns the duck.

Dissatisfied that a Congressman Committee Chairman can quickly kill a Congressional investigation, a Senator initiated a Senate investigation about those two weird issues. And the Senate Comm. investigation was also quickly ended. Why, because the owner of both the 5 cocks and the ostrich-looking cow are among the political enemies of the Senate Comm. Chairman. :-)

See also:
Weekend fun 15: Political jokes, March 12, 2011
Weekend Fun 36: The Karl Marx Mastercard, July 06, 2012
Weekend Fun 37: On Fighting Poverty, July 12, 2012
Weekend Fun 40: Bank Robbery and Management, May 18, 2013
Weekend Fun 44: Cow Economics, June 22, 2013
Weekend Fun 49: Lefties Songs, October 12, 2013

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